12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear - Something can quickly ruin the moment you think your wedding planning and your wedding day is going smoothly said to you or something you overhear…

“I’m getting an invitation, right?”

Once you’re engaged, you’re both bound to hear a series of questions from everyone that you tell, possibly including the assumption that their invitations are in the post. Excuse me, how long have I known you exactly?

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear
12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear


“Well, if you’re happy with it…”

The wedding dress shopping day is a fun day for you and your entourage. What better than a day of trying on beautiful dresses and people telling you how lovely you look in them? When you find your perfect choice, the last thing you want to hear is negativity…

“I can’t believe you got him to settle down!”

From your point of view, what’s in your groom’s past, should stay in your groom’s past. Anyone acting surprised that he's settling down and getting married going to make it sound worse than it was. Awkward smile time.

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear
12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear


“I’m not wearing this”

Bridesmaids complaining is one of the most annoying things that brides have to deal with, let alone on the morning of her wedding! How sure the bridesmaid is that the dress had changed shape since the most recent fitting a few weeks ago might lead you to imagining that cute bow belt wrapped around her neck – and not in a fashion statement way.

“You look… okay”

The morning of your wedding day should be the time when you feel you're most beautiful. You’re wearing a totally glam white dress, accessorizing however you want, and you’ve got people fussing over your hair and makeup. It’s not the time for hesitations or doubtful-sounding comments on how you look.

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear
12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear


“We lost the groom.”

We’ve all seen The Hangover movies and can laugh away at it, sitting there and knowing that it isn’t us that it’s happening to. The groomsmen confessing they’ve somehow lost the groom will seem less hilarious if it ends up happening on your special day. Um, have you checked the roof?

“Who forgot to put the flowers in water?”

Oh lovely, a day decorated with withering and dying plants – fab. After all, that time picking a color scheme, finding flowers to match that color scheme, and picking your faves – they’re gone, and no amount of water or plant food can change that.

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear
12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear


“I brought a couple of friends along.”

The time you spent slaving over the guest list and table plan probably isn’t something you look back on positively during your whole time of wedding planning, and for someone to turn up with a ‘couple of friends’ totally unannounced is not okay. No matter how much they insist that sliding around the table will be fine, it’s not.

“Can’t wait to see how many Facebook likes that gets!”

The moment you hear this statement – after requesting on the invitations, Facebook event, and the signs placed all around the venue that this is to be an UNPLUGGED wedding, – your blood will start to boil. The big wedding dress reveals in the world of social media: ruined.

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear
12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear

“Um, these vegetables are cold.”


One of many common, and super annoying wedding guest complaints, coming from guests that don’t appreciate the time, effort and amount of people there to care for. Our word of advice? Ignore things like this, and enjoy your special day, (even your raw carrots!).

“Oops, red wine spillage.”

So you’re sitting and having a huge catch up with your friend from secondary school that you haven’t seen for a while when suddenly you hear the guy behind you saying ‘Oops.' No, no, no – someone gets a bottle of white wine, and get it now! The dress and my wedding-dress-sorrows need attending to, and white wine’s the only way…

12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear
12 Things The Bride Just Does Not Want To Hear


“Krrrrkch.”


Picture this bridal nightmare scenario: You’re throwing fantastic shapes on the dancefloor, having the best end to the best day, and then you hear it – “grrrr ch.” You look down to see your wedding dress has ripped up the hem, and there’s a little more leg on the show than you wanted. Do you reckon I pull this off?

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